Unisex #FifthPressor T-Shirt – Funny IV Bag Pressor Medications | Medical Humor Tee for Paramedics & Healthcare Workers
When the first four pressors just aren’t cutting it, call in the #FifthPressor! This hilarious unisex T-shirt is the perfect dose of dark humor for paramedics, ICU nurses, ER staff, and anyone who’s ever had to titrate a drip at 3 a.m. Featuring a clever IV bag design with a nod to the meds that keep our most critical patients (barely) going, this tee lets you wear your medical wit on your sleeve—literally.
Made from super-soft, breathable fabric and tailored for a comfortable, unisex fit, it's ideal for long shifts, coffee runs, or just making your coworkers laugh. Whether you're working a code or just trying to survive another 12-hour shift, the #FifthPressor tee is your badge of sarcastic honor.
Perfect for: Paramedics, ICU & ER nurses, respiratory therapists, residents, and anyone fluent in vasopressors and gallows humor.
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, eye-rolls, and knowing nods from fellow healthcare providers
